impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I


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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it


asian:

relationship goals

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

But way to put your foot down man

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castielsunderpants:

i both worshiped him and was absolutely terrified of him

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